【J2】HoustonCon 2016 Gold Panel翻译
J2 HoustonCon 2016 Gold Panel
Jensen to Jared: Did you wear red for Valentine’s? Jared: That was our secret! Jensen: This is why I wore black.
Jensen问Jared：你是为了情人节所以穿了件红色的衣服吗？
Jared：那是我们的秘密！
Jensen：这就是为什么我穿了黑色的。
Boys are on “wrong” mics, Jensen has the tallest one lol.
J2拿错话筒了，Jensen拿了话筒架最高的那个。
Boys might be a bit tired. Jensen: Drink your coffee!
J2可能有些疲惫。Jensen：喝你的咖啡吧！
Jared says he’d love to model for SAXX!! Asks if they make SAXX underwear for women. Jensen: No, SAXX isn’t for women, they don’t need a pouch.
Jared说他很乐意给SAXX当模特，问问他们有没有给女性的内裤。
Jensen：不，SAXX不是给女性群体的，她们不需要一个小袋子。（不懂的孩纸拿一条男士内裤和女式内裤对比一下）
Jensen on Christian Kane: Who would win in a fight? “You talking Dean or Jensen?” Jensen says he wants him to be another hunter they work with. Jared: I didn’t want someone with longer hair than me.
Jensen说到Christian Kane（美国演员、歌手，和Jensen是好朋友）问他谁打架会赢。“你说Dean还是Jensen？”Jensen说他想让Christian演另一个和他们一起工作的猎人。Jared：我可不想要一个头发比我长的人。
Jared is drinking iced coffee from Starbucks, Jensen has hot coffee lol.
Jared喝的是星巴克的冰咖啡，Jensen则喝的是热咖啡。
Jensen talks about creepy houses they’ve filmed in. While they’re setting up in creepy locations, they get to explore. Owners put ‘do not enter’ signs, which is like an invite!
Jensen谈起了他们曾拍摄过的恐怖的房子。当他们在一些比较吓人的地点扎营安寨准备拍摄的时候，他们就会激动起来。主人们会在上面贴上“勿入”的标志，然而对他们来说就像是一个邀请！
Jensen talks about the hangover scene from the last episode: That was from experience. The food and the rock, paper, scissors scene were not in the script! Jensen says his favorite part was that even though he won, he still didn’t get to go upstairs. He just didn’t care lol.
Jensen说到了1113情人节这集的宿醉场景，那完全都是借助他的经历，坏掉的食物和石头剪刀布都不是剧本里的！Jensen说他最爱的就是尽管他赢了石头剪刀布但是依然没有上楼，他根本不在乎！
Should they share the MOL lore with other hunters? Jared: Most hunters don’t like Sam and Dean. You know, because of the apocalypse.
粉丝问他们会跟其他猎人分享MOL传说吗？Jared：大多数猎人都不喜欢兄弟俩，你们知道的，因为天启。
Jared proposes a social media network for Hunters. They decide to call it HuntBookFace.
Jared提出为猎人们搞一个社交网络，他们决定叫它“HuntBookFace”。
Jared on Sam and Dean: We know each other, we trust each other.
Jared说兄弟俩：我们了解彼此，我们相信彼此。
Comment on today being the end of the world (reference to the movie Ghostbusters II) Jared: Well I’m glad we’re in Texas! Plans? Jensen: I guess we’re spending it with you!
关于世界末日的评论（来自电影捉鬼敢死队2），Jared：我很高兴我们在德州，有任何计划吗？“Jensen：估计就是和你们一起度过了。
Jared (about Stephen Amell) would love to see Oliver and Dean not get along, plus he “likes to make Amell feel short.” Jensen: “Or ANYONE.”.
Jared说到了Stephen Amell（绿箭侠的扮演者），他很乐意见到Oliver（绿箭侠的名字）和Dean合不来的样子，而且他也很乐意让Stephen来体会一下矮的感觉。Jensen：或者是任何人。
Jared: Tom loves Wild Kratts. Went to a live stage show and got an m&g.
Tom and Shep had happiest moment in life - so in awe and they loved it.
Jared：Tom爱死了克拉特的动物世界（美国知名的一个动物节目），他们去了一次现场直播，参加了他们的Meet&Greet。那是Tom和Shep最开心的时候了，所以他们非常喜欢它。
Jensen: JJ got trash talked at the playground. Jensen trash talked the other little girl back. Jensen was standing by as JJ climbed a tree slide. Another little girl challenged her speed. The girl was 4, Jensen looks around: She is only 2 and a half and when she’s four she’ll climb it faster than YOU!
Jensen：JJ曾在操场上受到了另一个小姑娘的挑衅话，然后Jensen就对着那个小孩儿挑衅回去了。JJ在爬一个很高的滑梯，当时Jensen站在她身后，这时候另一个小姑娘过来挑衅JJ的速度，那个小孩儿已经4岁了，Jensen看了看周围对她说：她（指JJ）才两岁半，等到她四岁的时候，她就爬得比你快了！
“Jensen, how do you feel to be the same age as when JDM was when he started SPN?” Jensen: “My only goal was by the time Dean got to where Jeff was in age I’d have my voice as deep as his. Now I need medical help.” Jensen also says they had wanted an older actor for Dad after the pilot, then they decided to grey-up JDM instead. Good choice!
粉丝问“Jensen，现在作为和JDM（John Winchester的扮演者）当初开始拍SPN一样年纪什么感觉呢？”Jensen：我当时唯一的目标就是等到Dean和Jeff开始拍SPN年纪一样大的时候，我的声音也要和他一样低沉，现在我需要医学帮助。Jensen还说到他们曾经想过在试播集之后重新找一个年纪大一点儿的演员来演老爹，但是最后他们决定只是给JDM搞些白头发化妆老一点儿就好了。真是好选择！
Jared saw a man with an open Hawaiian shirt in a store in LA who bought a lot of cheap wine. Clerk did a double take and they realized it was Eddie Van Halen.
Jared看到一个穿着开襟的夏威夷衬衫的男人在洛杉矶的一家店里买了很多便宜的酒，店员犹豫了一下后他们才意识到那是Eddie Van Halen（摇滚乐队Van Halen的灵魂人物，伟大的吉他手）
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翻译：被J2甜死_SD虐死的某西
2016.02.15